It’s been forever since I’ve wanted to see you, and I just want you too know I miss the way things used to be. You were my friend, and a good one. But now? I just want to ream you out for all the stupid shit you pull every time you walk in my house.

I want to emphasize this: MY house. I live here. I pay the rent and bills. It’s MY place. Don’t hurt my animals or my boyfriend, don’t sit and bitch about how I do everything wrong and how much everything sucks here. You aren’t really welcome anymore, and I really didn’t want it to come to this.

You couldn’t hear me when I begged you all those times to quit provoking me, because I will sure as hell snap on you if I can snap at my own mother; no one asks for an ass-whooping or a bitch-out and walks away unsatisfied.

So here it is.

1. You treat people with no regard for how they feel or what they’d like. It’s all about poor little you. Sadly for you, it’s not. There are some things you just don’t do to people. Cheat, for example. Deceive. Lie. Guilt-trip. Complain about. Invite yourself. Cross lines. Shut the fuck up once in a while. Think about what you’ve done to all those people who avoid you. It’s fucked up, dude.

2. Stop harassing your ex and your “rebound”— you fucking wish. Your ex can’t stand you, understandably. She hates the lies you tell and the nasty dark secrets you keep. She hates the way you break her down. She hates the snarky comments and the “daddy” attitude from a 6 foot toddler. So yes. She hates you, and it’s understandable.

Rebound told you word-for-word, “I will never be interested in you, and I will never find you attractive. You are not on my list of people I would date, and you never will be. Please don’t try.” You said, “Wasn’t planning on it!” Twenty minutes later, you’re begging her to sit on the couch with you. You’re transparent and desperate.

3. Why are you so fucking cocky? What the hell do you think you have to be cocky about? Who do you think you are? I could tell you. And I hesitate, but I will. You have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. You are in no way better than ANYONE. You cheated on your girlfriend and deceived another girl in the process and let it go on for 2 months. You hurt puppies because you don’t like how he bites when you provoke him. You cry over not being able to paint a certain section in the wall. You sit and bitch about how I play xbox on MY tv and MY xbox because you wanted to watch Netflix on MY account. Things just don’t work the way you think.

You’re no one special. Your looks are less than mediocre. Your “game” is pathetic. You’re annoying as shit. You as a good kid is nonexistent, but you as a druggie is soft-core at best. You’re no one’s best friend, and you’re just not a good friend. You aren’t welcome everywhere and at every time. You need to grow up and take others into consideration sometimes. You’re fucking unpleasant to be around.

So there’s everything you need to know about the “me situation”. Seriously, fuck you.