What are you doing? All this internet shit is making you think it’s okay to throw yourself at everything that has a profile, picture, and cute little quote. Please, regain some control. Facebook is not your sexual outlet. Or.. it shouldn’t be.

I’m not bashing internet relationships, but I kinda am. You can’t be in love with text on a screen or a dozen pictures and videos. Think real-life relationships suck with the people you know and live around you? Wait till you want something serious with Miss Vietnam or Mister France. Use that noggin.

So to conclude, stop being so desperate, pitiful, and depressing.

Ps.

1. No more “Legalize Weed” speeches? I’m all for some baking without worries, but let’s be honest with ourselves; things will be VERY different once the government gets involved. But let’s not get confused; I don’t want to hear about how dangerous and horrible weed is. It’s not. Educate yourself, narrow-minded simp.

2. The Illuminati and Masons scare the shit out of me.

3. Be true. Trust me, in all my few years, I’ve learned that even the dumbest people appreciate an honest person over someone superficial and bitchy. Unless the bitch is really hot. Then the stupid ones need to get fucked over to see it. Maybe more than once.

4. Since when has the death of anyone been a cause for celebration? I empathize with New York and her people, but Bin Laden’s family didn’t need to die. On top of that, I grew up wondering how Hitler got away with what he did. I wondered how the rest of the world allowed the Holocaust to go down. Tell me the world is letting people kill each other with no respect for the other’s beliefs or traditions. You like your way of life? I bet everyone else feels that way too.

5. Good luck on your finals. I know I’ll need it.