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Checklist for a man
1. Employed.
2. Phone, automobile, and home. *phone-check
3. Turns heads. *check
4. Kids love him. Even if he doesn’t really want any.
5. Trustworthy and honest. *honest-check
6. Like animals.
7. Be passionate about something—anything. *check
8. Have money sense.
9. Can keep up with me. *check
10. Make me laugh. *check plus
11. Hold me like no one else in the world.
12. Kiss me spontaneously.
13. Serious when he’s gotta be. *check
14. Get in a fight over me. And win it.
15. Travel well.
16. Treats me like my dad never did.
17. Like there are no other girls in the world.
18. Knows me better than I know myself.
19. Makes me do stupid shit. *check
20. Loves me more than my own mother.
21. Helps without being asked.
22. Always asks me to come with.
23. Loves Kikko and Patch babies.